Thursday, December 22, 2011

23 Adult Truths (***WARNING*** FUNNY STUFF AHEAD)

Happy Holidays!!!

I was searching through my Facebook news feed, and happened to come upon something seriously funny (just because it was seriously true...) and thought that I would share it with you all and hope that you get a laugh out of it, as well.

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* 23 ADULT TRUTHS *

1. Sometimes I'll look at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
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2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day..

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Jose' than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

My hands-down favorites were #2, #5, #8, #11, #15, #17, & #20. Which ones were favorite and/or made you laugh the hardest? LOL! Share with us!

4 comments:

  1. Lmbo!!! Now, that was definitely a great way to start my day!

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  2. Love this list! The last one is my favorite.

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  3. @Kiki: I read it last night, and I definitely slept soundly after I laughed my butt to bed

    @Jen: You only had ONE favorite????!!! I couldn't choose just one!

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